MONDAY MANDATES EXTREME TREATMENT

You've been forced-fed a dose of Monday Mandates, and now you're experiencing the extreme side effects:

• Existential dread
• Severe eye-rolling
• Impending sense of doom

Don't worry, it's just a Monday thing. You'll be back to normal by Wednesday.

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Note: Do not try to escape through the window. The Monday Mandates are watching you.